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milkliz4rd:

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

Emptying a steamy dishwasher. Pouring out a hot pan of water. Rain. Sand. Random scratches that just appear in your vision.

Below zero weather. Spontaneous naps. Long eye lashes. Roughhousing. Leaning your face against anything. Swimming. Everything.

Yep.

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  • Question: have you seen the "overheard in waitrose" facebook page yet - wondertrade-deactivated20140705
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    waitrose:

    waitrose:

    oh my god i haven’t??! i’m going to check it out right this second this sounds like it could be amazing

    THIS IS GOLD

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"

Wherever perfectionism is driving, shame is riding shotgun.

Perfectionism is basically a cognitive behavioral process that says if I look perfect, work perfect, and do everything perfectly, I can avoid shame, ridicule, and criticism. It’s a defense mechanism.

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- Brene Brown (via creatingaquietmind)

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"If someone makes eye contact with you for 60% of a conversation they’re bored, 80% and they’re attracted to you and 100% of the time then they are threatening you."

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joshsundquist:

Yes, this marvelously tacky holiday sweatshirt is a real thing.

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ellimist:

AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKINBG ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SO FUNNY BUT I WAS ACTUALLY LAUGHING because im gay as hell

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iwantyoualive:

the most epic NFL game ever

iwantyoualive:

the most epic NFL game ever

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haaaaaaaveyoumetted:

this show gives no fucks

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"Though Mean Girls was rated PG-13 for “sexual content, language, and some teen partying,” that was a rating Paramount had to fight for, says Waters. “We had lots of battles with the ratings board on the movie. There was the line, ‘Amber D’Lessio gave a blow job to a hot dog,’ which eventually became ‘Amber D’Lessio made out with a hot dog.’ Which is somehow weirder! That’s the thing we found: When you’re trying to make a joke obey the rules and not use any bad words, it can actually become seamier, even.” Still, there were some things that Waters simply refused to change. “The line in the sand that I drew was the joke about the wide-set vagina. The ratings board said, ‘We can’t give you a PG-13 unless you cut that line.’ We ended up playing the card that the ratings board was sexist, because Anchorman had just come out, and Ron Burgundy had an erection in one scene, and that was PG-13. We told them, ‘You’re only saying this because it’s a girl, and she’s talking about a part of her anatomy. There’s no sexual context whatsoever, and to say this is restrictive to an audience of girls is demeaning to all women.’ And they eventually had to back down.”"

- don’t fuck with tina fey (via brokenclocksrighttwiceaday)

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mrmeriwether:

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wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

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tinderlines:

🚹 Guy Submission

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