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"During one practice when the coach asked if anyone wanted to be a goaltender Joel grabbed and raised Henrik’s arm and said that his brother would like to."

- thank you joel (x)

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  • Question: Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    shwagerr:

    That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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gingersofficial:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

You’re a big asshole

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an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers) i found the vegan

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prongerlovesteaks:

Stop it
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stachionalgeographic:

kwantsu:


gentlemanbones:

professional-shitposting:

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

FUCKING OBLITERATED

HOLY FUCK LMAO


A “not interested” would’ve sufficed, Helena.

stachionalgeographic:

kwantsu:

gentlemanbones:

professional-shitposting:

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

FUCKING OBLITERATED

HOLY FUCK LMAO

A “not interested” would’ve sufficed, Helena.

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evgeniemalkin:

terri-schiavos-vegetable-soup:

Wayne Simmmonds is such a hood rat. It’s a miracle no one has put a bullet in his ghetto ass face,

look how far science has gone! a literal pile of shit has become a sentient being with the ability to use the internet! incredible!

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coachwellwood:

christopherkreider:

lundqvisition:

coachwellwood:

i will fight every single rangers fan on this trash site and i will invoke the spirit of wayne simmonds to help me in my quest to rid u idiots from the world

what are you gonna do, crosscheck me?

flyers fans take after their team: losing at something? trick yourself into thinking you’re winning by attacking someone!

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tryllvester:

greviousmentalharm:

french-montana-fries:

Not all heroes wear capes

This Barber is life changing!!!

this is gods work where does this man cut at i need to make an appt ASAP

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becausebirds:

professor-pigeon:

I googled ‘swimming pigeon’ once and I still haven’t recovered from this picture

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pigepuddle

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Our coach didn’t show up for training, so we went to the outdoor gym and squatted each other instead. Probably one of the weirdest things I’ve done in a while…

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thischroniclife:

I’m like…

My last medication made me gain weight, and my hair fall out, like wtf. That’s not fair.

(via chronicillnessmemes)

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theultimateginger:

artbylexie:

twowhovianhearts:

fishtwigz:

History according to Tumblr.

I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU

Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.

I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.

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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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